When people tell me that they haven’t had sex in 6 months or something, my heart sinks for them. “Oh my god, how do you function?”, I exclaim with my hand against my chest. “Because it’s been so long that I don’t even care anymore” I stare back at the person in complete and utter … More Sunday Thoughts: Sexual Double Standards
Maybe I should include a little message before I write this article: EVERYTHING IS SITUATIONAL. Of course, I write from my heart and on account of my own personal experiences. But, my experience isn’t too uncommon. Anyways, onwards to “The Five Men You Date While Modeling”. A model’s dating life is WEIRD. Truthfully, it is … More The Five Men You Date While Modeling
So. Hey, guys.. I’M MARRIED! I really shocked you guys, huh? It was by far the biggest secret I have ever had to keep. And when I say secret, I mean nobody knew. Sure, I had told my mom, sister, and a few of my closest girlfriends but everyone else was kept in the dark. … More Another Love Story Pt. 3: The Proposal
Twenty-one years ago today, I popped out of my mom’s VAJEEN and became the next Messiah came to life. Fucking twenty-one years ago. That seems like a million years to me but it’s really nothing. I’m still a young’n. See, turning 21 in the States is a huge deal. A milestone if you will. You … More Happy Birthday to Me
Hey guys, So, by now, I’m sure you have figured out that when I say, “I’m posting tomorrow”, it usually means that I’m a dick and I won’t post until the next day. This is why I can’t run my own business: I get too fucking distracted by other things and have an overconfidence that … More Another Love Story Pt.2: Sexual Healing?
Some of you may think I’m a sex addict because of how often I talk about it. The truth is that I’m a girl who enjoys sex. And contrary to popular belief, most girls enjoy sex. We’ve just been told that we should pretend we are dainty little flowers who save ourselves for marriage. Okay, … More Monday Mood Music: Sexy Sexual Sex Songs
Have I actually told you guys the story of how The Swede and I came to be? If you’re not in the mood for a love story, you may want to click over this one. The thing is that a lot of people were very shocked to see how quickly I moved on and decided … More Another Love Story Pt. 1: Meeting The Swede