Happy Birthday to Me

Twenty-one years ago today, I popped out of my mom’s VAJEEN and became the next Messiah  came to life. Fucking twenty-one years ago. That seems like a million years to me but it’s really nothing. I’m still a young’n.

See, turning 21 in the States is a huge deal. A milestone if you will. You can finally drink and purchase alcohol! YAY! Now, I can finally (legally) do the things I’ve been doing since I was 14. ANYWAYS, it’s not even noon yet and this is already the best birthday ever. Thanks to my amazing boyfriend.

“Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to youuu…”

I peeped one eye open to see him carrying a tray of breakfast with candles and flowers. A smile formed on my face as I snapped out of my sleepy haze. It’s finally my birthday!!

He set the tray down and I grabbed him for a kiss. It was the sweetest thing anyone had ever done for me. As we ate our breakfast, I kept interrupting him for more kisses. UGH, I fucking love him.

  
THEN, YOU GUYS, HE GOES:

“Now, it’s time to open your birthday gift”

And I was like,

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HOMEBOY COMES IN THE ROOM WITH A PRADA GIFT BAG.

My heart literally stopped. Oh. My. God.

I unwrapped my gift with my mouth agape and gasp when I open it. Staring back at me is a beautiful, black clutch that is the essence of me. Next to it is an adorable Prada bear keychain that looks perfect on the bag. UGH.

  
Long story short, I flipped the fuck out and jumped on him. And yes, he made sweet love to me before we fell back asleep in each other’s arms. Ugh, perfection. 

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABY!  
I’m still not fully awake so I’m sorry if this post is not the easiest to read. I don’t have the energy to proofread it or anything else. I just had to write about it.

The blog has been down because I’m still tweaking it a bit. Any time I run into a coding problem, I simply put it on private until it’s fixed. This is kind of hard to manage when you just moved to a new country and have other things to do during the day.

Anyways, I love you guys so much and I want to thank you for being so awesome. It means so much to me that you guys are enjoying the stories and giving me feedback. Y’all the BEST.

Alright, I need to pop an adderall and get in the shower.

Bye, babies.

 

 

 


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