If you’ve read any of my posts, you guys know that I’m all about pushing the envelope. I will tell any person on the street about a recent sexcapade between my boyfriend and I.
When it comes to Halloween, I have no problem with people dressing up as “Slutty-Something” cause why the fuck not, right? It’s fun, you can feel sexy, and nobody gets hurt. However, I do think that there are ~some~ costumes that would be better worn during foreplay:
Better for “detention” than “recess”, amiright?
Zelda Fitzgerald is rolling in her grave.
No, like, you might actually get arrested though…
Just be careful because someone might think you’re a real nurse and hold you responsible if someone chokes on a Snickers Mini.
Offensive in so many ways. Come on, now.
Again, be careful with dressing as a cop because you can get in legal trouble for impersonating a police officer.
I LOL’ed for about 10 minutes because the name of this costume is “First Mate”. JAJAJAJA.