Don’t freak out. I’m not dying or anything. I just wanted to write this in case I’m hit by a bread truck tomorrow.
This isn’t supposed to be a morbid post. Basically, what I’m trying to say is how much I love the people in my life and I am also just trying to get a giggle out of you guys. I hope you enjoy..
1. My Celine Luggage Tote
Kira will be getting my most prized possession. I only think that it’s fair because SHE is the best person in my life. Without her, I’m not sure I could live. Ditto for my Celine. My soul will live on with that bag.
2. My Laptop
I would give my laptop to Brandon so he can look at photos of me and finally have a computer to watch Netflix on.
3. My Diaries
The books that are filled with my most inner dark secrets are to be handed over to Gene Michael Bradley. I know that he would create something beautiful with them.
4. My Jimmy Choo Shoes
These bad boys belong to Yaya, who has been on a never-ending quest to find the exact same pair since I got them.
5. My Book Collection
My many fashion books and biographies about old Hollywood starlets go to Rachel. I know that she would pore over every single page and find inspiration. I don’t trust anyone else to put them to good use.
I want these to be given to every single guy who I have ever been with so they will still be missin’ this ass even when I’m dead.
Anyways, don’t get your hopes up. I’m not planning on dying anytime soon.