Megan’s Last Will and Testament

Don’t freak out. I’m not dying or anything. I just wanted to write this in case I’m hit by a bread truck tomorrow.

This isn’t supposed to be a morbid post. Basically, what I’m trying to say is how much I love the people in my life and I am also just trying to get a giggle out of you guys. I hope you enjoy..

1. My Celine Luggage Tote 


Kira will be getting my most prized possession. I only think that it’s fair because SHE is the best person in my life. Without her, I’m not sure I could live. Ditto for my Celine. My soul will live on with that bag.

2. My Laptop

I would give my laptop to Brandon so he can look at photos of me and finally have a computer to watch Netflix on.

3. My Diaries


The books that are filled with my most inner dark secrets are to be handed over to Gene Michael Bradley. I know that he would create something beautiful with them.

4. My Jimmy Choo Shoes


These bad boys belong to Yaya, who has been on a never-ending quest to find the exact same pair since I got them.

5. My Book Collection


My many fashion books and biographies about old Hollywood starlets go to Rachel. I know that she would pore over every single page and find inspiration. I don’t trust anyone else to put them to good use.

6. My Collection of Nudes


I want these to be given to every single guy who I have ever been with so they will still be missin’ this ass even when I’m dead.

Anyways, don’t get your hopes up. I’m not planning on dying anytime soon.


Megan Kennedy

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