“Grapefruiting” Your Boyfriend (NSFW)

I’m just going to leave this here…

“If you make the hole too big, all you have to do is squeeze like the muscles of the vagina”

“This is what you do: You say, “Hey baby, you know what? Tonight, I wanna do something freakier. I wanna suck your dick blindfolded. Your man will blindfold himself if he knows he gon’ get some head”

“You have the grapefruit prepared and under the bed, he thinks you have some new Victoria Secret perfume on”

“PSJSISJIDHDSSCSPKSPSCPSCJ” (Psst just skip to 2:49)

“Remember, grapefruit is actually a fat burner so you also losing weight while you suckin’ his dick”

“All he will be thinking is, ‘I could’ve been fuckin’ a grapefruit all of these years”

Thank you, Auntie Angel.


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